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Wednesday March 19, 2008

- 2 Gather up some canned goods, Translink is going into real estate. Once the hole in the sky is opened there is no stopping them. It is the Great Tribulation!

- 1 Those clean-cut Indo-Canadian men that punched out your mom and stole her smokes down at the Mac’s are probably doing their hair right now.

+1 Ooh, the Sun Tower is going to get a trendy face lift, and is thinking about vaginal rejuvenation. Y’know, once you start…

- 1 Bacardi 151, you say? Drunkorexia? Yes, kids probably do read more shitty papers over spring break, don’t they? Well played.

Today: - 3 This Year: - 113