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Friday October 19, 2007

+10 They got the swirly face pedophile guy! It’s probably time to take a step back and examine what it is about Canadian culture that seems to endlessly produce these little-boy-loving bastards.

+4 Canada has officially decried the bombing and attempted murder of former Pakistani prime minister Benazir Bhutto, because NO WAY, violence against women is NOT cool.

+6 In a sure sign that the apocalypse is right around the corner, the Canadian homicide rate dropped 10 percent in the past year. Yeah, don’t get fooled. That’s just the apocalypse’s way of being sneaky.

- 4 In an apparent attempt to close the population gap between the US and China, President Bush has selected a vocal opponent of birth control to head of a new federal program responsible for providing birth control and other family planning services to the poor.

+7 Viacom puts all eight seasons of the Daily Show online for free!

+5 Hip-hop legend Nas is planning on naming his forthcoming album the N word. Except, not “the N word” but, you know, the actual “N word.”

Today: +28 This Year: - 39