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Friday October 5, 2007

- 18 Amidst a sea of criticism, Steve Harper unveils his big anti drug plan. Promising great, proven deterrent strategies like mandatory minimum sentences (maybe even for pot smokers!), this new war on drugs has been very well received by at least one group of Canadians: the ones in jail, who are anxiously awaiting the glut of fresh new inmates this war on drugs will undoubtedly produce, to rape.

- 11 The RIAA has been dealt a victory in the first case against a file sharer that has ever gone to trial, and will be awarded $220,000 in damages. Yeah! Take that, 17% drop in music sales so far this year. We just nailed someone for using KaZaA!

+13 An indigenous tribe living in Peru’s Amazon Jungle, which has had no previous contact with the developed world, has been found. Oh God, there is just SO MUCH to fill them in about! Oh wait, they probably don’t even know about God. Haha!

- 3 Presidential hopeful Rudy Giuliani has criticized rival Hillary Clinton, calling her a socialist for wanting to give every new born American a $5,000 fund for future college expenses. Oooooooh, socialism. Wow. Well what’s worse, Rudy? Being a socialist, or having a dumb sounding, kid hating lithp?

+2 Jude Law is going bald.

Today: - 17 This Year: - 72