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April 11, 2007

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Tuesday April 10, 2007

MUSIC
So you know how there’s a movie with Chris Walken and Bob DeNiro in it called Deer Hunter? Imagine if they made a video game about that movie and called Deer Hunter too. You could play Russian roulette and kill Charlie and shit. But also have really symbolic deer hunting scenes, and also maybe a few levels where it’s just a boring wedding too… Bah. What a boring joke about the most buzzed band of the year.
Deerhunter play with The Ponys tonight at Richard’s

TV
The Slice channel shows Extreme Makeover every weeknight at midnight.

FILM
Grindhouse tanked at the box office last weekend. That means not enough of you went to see this thing. The trick is, don’t leave half way through… it’s 2 movies. There really is nothing better to see. Blades of Glory is not that funny.

SPORTS
Yeah, who gives a fuck. Right? See you at the Barclay for $3.50 pints if you do…