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Saturday, March 1, 2008

By David Look

Saturday March 1, 2008

DOLL HOUSE

We’ve been enjoying a return to classic cocktails over our usual 18-Pack of Pacific Pilsner which saw us drinking Manhattan’s all last week until our tongues were permanently stained red from maraschino cherries. This week though it’s all about Martini’s and Gibson’s. Our experimentation with 3 litres of Vodka to find the perfect mix over the past few days have left several holes in our collective memories as to what we’ve been up to lately.

Anyway, one thing we remember from last night, is some guy going on and on about how the New York Dolls aren’t the New York Dolls anymore because there’s only one doll left from the original lineup. The guy’s feet reeked and we don’t trust people that smell bad. So we’re gonna go tonight just to spite him for trying to harsh our mellow.
The New York Dolls @ The Plaza: 7pm