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Thursday November 29, 2007

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Thursday November 29, 2007

DEE JAY
Tired of DJs? Yeah? Well, you’re a liar. Nobody gets tired of DJs. They can only get tired of you. Especially in this city. Some of the dudes spinning laptops must be super sick of their fans, because they’ve started playing some crap that even the jocks on the FOX wouldn’t touch. When you’re at a club and the guy on stage puts on Green Day, you just go “Fuck. He hates me. But why?” Why? Chicken butt. That’s why… Tonight, some dudes who probably don’t hate you yet might be spinning actual records. Imagine? Crazy.
Team Canada and the EH! Team DJs play tonight at the Modern.