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Debatewatch

By David Look

Wednesday October 15, 2008

Who won: Obama

Who should have won: Obama

Debate jokes for whiskey: 9

Christy: Joe the Plumber: YES PLEASE.

Elaine: Senator Governor never discussed whether tampons would be legal as a form of birth control.
David:
I was wishy-washy on McCain until Obama rolled out his Faggots to Work strategy.
Steve: Does Chuck still think Obama’s the baby Jesus?

davidlook: I got all nervous with the diamond encrusted mic in my face. What I meant to say was that I was wish-wash on Barry, until he rolled out his homo relief plan (or whatever it was.) I know the debates are over, but can we do this again anyway? And soon… (sans steve / plus a witty graphic)