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By Cameron Reed

Thursday September 18, 2008

ihavegoodtaste: Okay so British Columbia’s Advertising Awards (Lotus Awards) are starting again and they’ve done a cool website this year where you can buy stock in advertising creatives you think are going to win at this year’s show. Now I won a merit year year and may win something this year but I’m more into the idea of being the most actively traded creative on the exchange. Essentially I want to be the Rory Fitzpatrick of this year’s Lotus Awards.

Go to this link to sign up and get your free $100,000 trading money and search ‘Chris Kahle’ and buy 20,000 shares of me. It literally takes about 30 seconds to complete the process. Reblog this if I’ve ever entertained you on Tumblr. I want the Vancouver ad industry to wake up and wonder ‘Who the fuck is Chris Kahle?’

Awesome.

cameronr: In light of the West’s recent financial “issues”, I don’t think this is appropriate at all. Also, I can’t support any industry that gives the job title of “Creative” to the people who come up with things like “Theeeeey’re Grrrrrrrrrrrrreat”.

Love you, Chris.