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Shindig! Watch: Week One | Round One



Shindig! Watch: Week One | Round One



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Round: Three | Week: Twelve (Final)

With: Victoria! Victoria!, The Choir Practice, Organ Trail
Who Won: Victoria! Victoria!
Who Should Have Won: Organ Trail
Only Jokes For Beer: 3
Cam: I think everyone expects us hate on the winner. Yup.
Chuck: I see this as a problem but I only care enough to devote one sentence to it this year.
Barry: When’s Lunch?

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Round: Two | Week: Eleven

With: Fond of Tigers, Victoria! Victoria!, Better Friends Than Lovers
Who Won: Victoria! Victoria!
Who Should Have Won: B.F.T.L.
Only Jokes For Beer: 1
Cam: I mean, that’s what happens when you have a music writer from the Province judging.
Chuck: Complaining should be a televised sport.
Barry: It’s good to loose shindig, then you might actually do something.

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Round: One | Week: Eight

Competitors: Bionic Owls, Huge Manatease, Fond of Tigers
Who Won: Fond of Tigers
Who Should Have Won: Huge Manatease
Only Jokes For Beer: 2

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SHINDIG Round: One | Week: Six

 The Penguins by Sarah Cordingley

Competitors: The Penguins, Jump + Dash, Two Apple Tobacco
Who Won: Jump + Dash
Who Should Have Won: Jump + Dash
Only Jokes For Beer: 4 (3 stolen punchlines)

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Shindig Round: One | Week: Three

Lover Lover Lover photo by Chuch Ansbacher

Competitors: It’s a Living Thing, Lover Lover Lover, Azimyth
Who Won: Lover Lover Lover
Who Should Have Won: Lover Lover Lover
Only Jokes For Beer: 1

Cam: I still don’t know how he swallowed all of those balloons.
Rob: Paper beats rock. Rock beats scissors.
Barry: Buy me a scotch and we’ll call it even.

The Only Shindig Watch Team is: Rob Andow, Barry Higginson, Cameron Reed Photo: Chuck Ansbacher

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Round: One | Week: One

Competitors: Sweetheart, D. Trevlon, Bad Moves
Who Won: D. Trevlon
Who Should Have Won: Bad Moves
Only Jokes For Beer: 3 (I for heckling)

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A Dozen Things

BURLESQUE FESTIVAL

Screaming Chicken Burlesque have been given the Raymond Burr Theatre in New West—the only reputable theatre with a bar right in the seating area—as their new permanent home. In conjunction with Precious Productions, Sweet Soul and others, pop in and see the best of local and American smutmëisters pop out. Laugh, get a chubby, pass out. LIFE.

(Feb 9-12—vanburlesquefest.com for details)


TOP SHORT

“Ronald Reagan came up to me and said do you have the answer/To the U.S. economy, and a cure for Cancer/I said what you doin’ in The White House if you ain’t sellin’ cocaine/ Ask your wife Nancy Reagan, I know she’ll spit that game/Like one day she came to my house and gave me a blow job…”

—Cuss Words… and it only gets better.

(Feb 10th – Plush)


WORLD COMMUNITY FILM FESTIVAL

A worldwide whack of relevant, funny, and provoking movies about cultural, political and economic revolution and other exciting things that you’ll realistically never do…Until you really do have to…do…them.

(Feb 10-12th – Langara College)


BOB SAGET

Did anyone ever notice that the dog from Full House was named ‘Comet’ (a cleaning product)? That makes sense because Danny Tanner was a clean freak. Bob Saget has made his fortune and now does stand-up about how far he can stick his arm in an asshole. Make a trek to the River Rock Casino to see him and get creeped the fuck out. Zombies.

(Feb 10th – River Rock Casino)


THE GEORGIA STRAIGHT

Jason and Andrew move their inexplicably popular night from The Met to The Columbia, basically to prove that they can make anyone go anywhere, and that yer all a bunch a sheep. So, since you’re really gonna miss The Met, go there for one last line.

(Feb 10th – The Met)


TOP SHORT

Go to The Georgia Straight’s website and Google “Pitchfork”. Then Google “hipster”. Yeah, not such a big deal, but we’re just pointing out how they name drop all the time to pretend to be relevant, mention hipsters to seem cool, and tell you to Google lots of stuff to seem all up on technology.


THEY SHOOT HORSES

Julia, the drummer from They Shoot Horses, Don’t They?, made an awesome video for their song ‘Sunlight’. There is a scene that resembles the silhouette of Chris-a-riffic dancing like he has to pee. Catch them in Miami for Spring Break with Hot Hot Heat.

(They Shoot Horses, Don’t They?)

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Shindig Watch

Round: Three | Week: Thirteen


Competitors: Romance, Fun 100, The Weather
Who Won: Romance
Who Should Have Won: Fun 100/The Weather
Only Jokes For Beer: 2


Barry: Bullshit.
Cam: Would fit well on an opening slot Tuesday night at The Pic.
Chuck: If Susan Sarandon played in a band with her vagina it would sound better than Romance (members of Ladyhawk).


The Only Shindig Watch Team is:
Chuck Ansbacher, Cameron Reed, Barry Higginson

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Shindig

Round: Two | Week: Eleven



Competitors: Hot Loins, Elias, The Weather

Who Won: The Weather Who Should Have Won: Hot Loins

Only Jokes For Beer: 2 (Thanks to Barry)

Barry: I feel like a bored housewife.

Sarah: It should be Hat Loins. It’s less obvious.

Chuck: I used to hate kids, but that was just me being super ignorant. Now I hate parents.


The Only Shindig Watch Team is: Chuck Ansbacher, Sarah Cordingley, Barry Higginson

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