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May 06

-5 eBay closes Burnaby office with loss of 700 jobs. -1000000!!!! Bad eBayer!!!!

+10 Megaphone has a great special issue on the election.

-1 Snookums is stealing your stash.

Today: +4 This Year: 0

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Also, Linerider

November 28

For my fucking iPod!!!!!!!!!!!

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Tumblr on my iPod touch

November 28

I finally wiped my jailbroken touch and paid for those upgrades. The future is friendly. I’m so close to buying an iPhone now that I’ve walk through this Stargate.

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I really hope these two crazy kids can make it work again.

November 28



I really hope these two crazy kids can make it work again.

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amilniazi: Disabled boy to lose miniature pony because...

November 27



amilniazi:

Disabled boy to lose miniature pony because neighbours don’t like the smell!!!

What kind of world is this? Let the boy have his pony.

thehandshake: You sure it’s the pony that smells bad?

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Disabled boy to lose miniature pony because neighbours...

November 27



Disabled boy to lose miniature pony because neighbours don’t like the smell!!!

What kind of world is this? Let the boy have his pony.

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amilniazi: As mentioned, Criminal Minds did an episode around a...

November 27



amilniazi:

As mentioned, Criminal Minds did an episode around a “sexual sadist” luring women away from clubs using “seduction skills” (UGH) that he learned at a seminar hosted by a toolburger named Viper. It was a thinly-veiled parody of garbage space tranny, Mystery.

It’s impossible to convey all of my anger and repulsion at The Game and its followers, as evidenced by the kind of troll-barfs that appear on the Pick-up Artist, desperate to hook-up with female humans.

Magic tricks to manipulate women into having sex with you? No.

Subtle put-downs to reinforce your alpha-status to your “prey?” Oh Okay.

Eye-liner? Good work.

I think we should just go ahead and put these guys in the Sex Offender Registry to save time.

You CANNOT manipulate women into having sex with you, they either will or they won’t the second they meet you. The only swaying factor involved will be alcohol, not a magic trick and definitely not an extra coat of Wet n’ Wild liquid liner.

So pay attention garbage clowns, your sad attempts to exert dominance in a world that treats you like shit because, let’s face it, you’re at the bottom of the life-pyramid is grossly transparent. You want to have sloppy hate-sex with hordes of low self-esteemers using old Rodney Dangerfield material? Go ahead, but this snake-oil isn’t going to teach you to be a successful, decent human being and we’re all still laughing at you.

You can continue paying for this guy’s illegal advice or you can take this from me for free: Kill yourself.

thehandshake: or, so you don’t look cheap, Amil will do it for you, for a small fee.

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The Crystals - He hit me (and it felt like a kiss) OH OKAY?

November 27



The Crystals - He hit me (and it felt like a kiss)

OH OKAY?

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cameronr: CBGB’s stage (photo by Joseph O. Holmes) Fuck that...

November 27



cameronr:

CBGB’s stage (photo by Joseph O. Holmes)

Fuck that place. What are you gonna do walk in there and be all “Woah, dude, can you believe the Ramones once played here?… Woah”. Let it have meaning to those that were there, don’t covet a past you weren’t part of. Find your own CBGBs. End scene.

thehandshake: It’s kind of amazing how much this shithole, I mean cultural hub and the Cobalt look the same.

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sympathyfortheartgallery:Silhouette Masterpiece Theatre brynna:...

November 27



sympathyfortheartgallery:Silhouette Masterpiece Theatre

brynna: Ahem.

davidlook: Yeah…

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