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Cure for the Curse

Stop whatever you’re doing right now, women of the world, because it’s probably gross.

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Porn for Losers

Make sure you wash the lemon-scented Pine Sol off your hands before fingering yourself to Martha Stewart Living.

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So In 2 It

Do they think this hipster shit will make us forget about their high-cut panties and wide-leg jeans?

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High school girls un-suspended after saying the v-word.

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Oprah's Real Secret

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Oprah, world’s greatest alchemist, turns shit into gold.

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Looks-ism is the New Racism

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Breaking news: College girls kicked out of sorority for being fat, ugly

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Lunar lunacy

It’s not everyday an accomplished female astronaut drives 900 miles in a murderous rage to stalk her alleged love rival, all while wearing a diaper.

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Happy Harperversary

Steve Harper hates gays. He also hates women. Maybe, probably in that order. Gay people and women people, especially if they are the same thing.

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Naked butt not alone

I get the sense that whatever weird, ugly, naked, crunchy thing you want to do, BC people will totally be cool about it, man. Unless of course you just want to be left alone.

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Psycho Celebs

One of the first questions in a bi-polar disorder assessment test is, “Do you think you are, or will ever be famous?”

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