VANCOUVER

Wednesday, October 18, 2017

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Because we have been waiting for you for a decade

Tasers Are Soooo 2007

The only thing that’s prevented us from investing in a personal taser thus far has been the device’s total lack of fun. Like all ladies, we like our hardware to be pretty, available in complimentary tones and vaguely non-threatening. So we are mad crazy for the new line of lady tasers (or lasers) to hit the market. They come in super-girl-friendly colours like pink and leopard print and for an extra $72.99 you can get a gun holster with a one gig MP3 player built-in.

Because nothing says personal safety like Kelly Clarkson booming out your laser holster while you’re electrocuting your potential rapist’s balls.

Since you’ve been gone!

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