Hard Jizz

By only

Friday October 5, 2007

This is the kind of stuff that when it hits the Canadian Tire you’re
gonna see a whole bunch of fake pedestrian accidents and interesting Skytrain mishaps, 45 minutes fights and the whole works. British magic hair gel d3o is liqui-gel light body armor (+4) that’ll take a good tumble with a chuckle and make a kick in the head an erotic pleasure. No more worries when you’re hanging at the Surrey Central Station, walking in dark alleys, pointing out the shortcomings of your fellow establishment patrons. Yes, except for your face, unless you were to get really serious about it and stuff a balaclava. And this is just the beginning for amazing jizz. Five years from now there’s probably going to be some jizz that will get so amazing it will let you fly, or piss yourself even, or turn into a cloud.