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Credit Check: Waistbanding It

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Tuesday April 22, 2008

±0 Tuck up your boners, boys, it’s man time! It’s a policeman/firefighter brawl caught on tape! Kick him right up his pompous uniformed arse.

- 1 Just like yesterday and the day before that, and the day before that, and the day before that, somebody got shanked down at a Surrey Skytrain station…

- 1 The parks board is looking into helping even more people eat like a giant douche. Does anyone in Vancouver really need any more help with that?

+1 How’d you sleep last night? So good! Like a single, childless, low-income Canadian.

+1 Fucking believe it or not, a Vancouverite won the lottery. No he wasn’t visiting from Ontario.

Today: ±0 This Year: - 159