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Tuesday March 18, 2008

±0 A rich lady beat out another couple of rich ladies and a hip rich dude in the battle of rich people West. The damn thing was a nail biter. The one rich lady pulled out the truffles and the face cream, and then the other rich lady trumped that with free blackberries.

- 1 Despite the beheading, nobody showed up to Translink’s public hearing to explain their plan to gather up all the Gelflings. It was actually pretty enticing.

±0 Thankfully the Province is always good for a laugh. Let’s kiss, The Province, you’re equal parts dumb and horny; you’re perfect.

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