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Credit Check: Runs With Bacon

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Tuesday March 11, 2008

- 2 There’s a new video showing BC RCMP officers tasering a disabled man a bunch. Mind you this was a few years ago, before tasering had become en vogue and subsequently passe. So the real tragedy here is that this video took so long to surface. These cops could have been like the Elvis of tasering.

- 1 Ken Dobell is some putrid old fart that’s in trouble for letting Vancouver hit him from the front while BC hits him from the rear like a nasty freak. Welcome, Ken.

±0 A local genius hunkered down on Vancouver Island and worked tirelessly night-and-day to confirm that low-carb diets=slimmer natives. Amazing. Thank you. Fuck.

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