Credit Check: Thwarting

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Friday January 11, 2008

- 1 Some poor meatball in Burnaby nearly hunged himself to death as part of a hilarious on-camera stunt when both the noose around his neck and the laws of physics unexpectedly malfunctioned, causing him to do the bacon.

- 1 If you’re going to attack some fella with an axe and somehow manage to not get jail time, try not to laugh your ass off in the elevator as you’re leaving sentencing, even if the criminal justice system does again prove itself to be a knee-slapper.

±0 A very bald man and his brother now have complete control over Vancouver’s main source of male thought and violence satiation.

- 1 Hey, did anybody see somebody stab somebody on Hastings and Abbott? Hello?

Today: - 3 * This Year: *- 10