Credit Check: Appreciate Your Concern

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Tuesday December 18, 2007

- 2 Vancouver Police are reporting that West End break-ins rose 161% in November. Coincidentally, the cassette selection at the Bute Street liquor store street market has been fantastic. Ralph Tresvant fantastic.

- 1 Watch out for ‘budder’ and ‘cheese’, the two newest drugs on the street. Also, watch out for anyone willing to do a drug called ‘cheese’. They’re probably also willing to do a thing called ‘rape you’.

+1 Much to the relief of Vancouver’s seniors and witchdoctors, Stanley Park’s foliage is definitely still growing, which according to the 2008 Farmer’s Almanac means no Cthulhu this year.

- 1 Woahhhhhhh drop that congee, captain – There’s sketchy rice at the Kingsgate mall!

- 1 The writer’s strike has ruthlessly given Vancouver’s crappiest new ex-show something to blame it’s proleptic demise on.

- 1 A large tree attacked a defenseless West Vancouver Elementary school, thus officially declaring a long overdue Treehad against the upscale community.

Today: - 6 This Year: - 165