Credit Check: Crisis Averted

By only

Tuesday December 4, 2007

+4 A new US report shows that Iran halted its nuclear weapons program four years ago, and has no intentions of resuming it… But wait, wasn’t Bush hyping up World War III less than two months ago? Wow. Seriously, just wow.

- 1 The Canadian ambassador to Iran has been expelled for giving Ahmadinejad a wet willy.

- 1 The Stanley Park seawall has been re-closed after some Coquitlam teens kept making fun of Stanley’s lisp and he got all mad and pooped himself again.

- 1 Bet you can’t say teen tells trial of sexual encounters with teacher ten times fast.

- 2 For completely unjustifiable reasons, Vancouver may be headed for another brown water crisis.

Today: - 2 This Year: - 157