Credit Check: Drinking Beer, Warming the Globe

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Monday December 3, 2007

- 1 French Canadians become public enemy numéro un in this season’s war on Christmas English.

- 3 Being homeless and having AIDS is even worse than it sounds.

- 4 Stephen Harper and his retarded environmental policies could have a ‘wide-ranging’ and ‘large-scale’ impact on the earth’s ecosystem, and not in a good way.

- 2 While the RCMP contends that Robert Dziekanski was breathing and had a pulse while awaiting the arrival of emergency services, the Fire Department contends he was ‘non responsive’ by the time they got there... Hmmmmmm. Who to believe? The assholes that killed him, or the adorable little firemen?

- 4 10,058 homeless people can’t be wrong!

+3 Canadian beer drinkers are now the environment’s most serious enemy.

Today: - 11 This Year: - 155