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Tuesday October 23, 2007

- 6 A garbage island twice the size of Texas is floating somewhere between San Fransisco and Hawaii, thus upgrading Salt Spring to the second shittiest place to live in the Pacific.

- 5 On a recent visit to Vancouver, the United Nations Special Rapporteur on Housing (oooh, fancy) found the homeless problem shocking. Hmmmm, yeah. “Shocking” is certainly one way to describe that dire situation. Another way might be “makes you hungry to eat buffalo chicken wings.”

+1 Soccer mega-star David Beckham is coming to town
for some good old fashioned soccer playin’ on November 7th. Combine that with the news that the Spice Girls are kicking off their world tour in Vancouver, and everyone in this city should have enough to not give a fuck about well into 2008.

- 4 The average Canada Line business has lost over $100,000 due to the disruptive construction that has plagued them… Looks like that website isn’t working after all.

- 2 Adding insult to injury, a new study has found that most pedophiles tend to be short.

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