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Wednesday October 17, 2007

- 8 Turns out that swirly face pedophile guy is a God damn Canadian.

+4 By the 1990s, “Peanuts” creator Charles M. Schulz was making somewhere between $26 million and $40 million a year. But about half of that cash was coming in from “Cathy”, which Schulz secretly ghost wrote and created… Yeah, most people don’t know that. Most people don’t know a lot about Charles M. Schulz.

+9 Some very prominent cancertricians are very convinced that vitamin C can cure cancer. Unfortunately, it can’t cure people of never believing anything that anyone who ever won the Nobel Peace Prize says because you’re all a bunch of liberal ‘mos.

- 8 Don Imus is preparing to make his return to daytime talk radio, scoring a contract with the largest talk radio station in America that will net him between $5 million and $8 million a year. In response to the resounding cry of “RACIST!” that echoed across the nation at this tasteless news, Imus said “I like blueberry pie better than peach pie, as long as it’s got a nice head of pretty blond hair.”

- 1 Ashlee Simpson has lashed out at rumours that she receives botox injections on a weekly basis, insisting that she really just finds everything rather uninteresting, unfunny and boring.

Today: - 4 This Year: - 67