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Wednesday August 8, 2007

- 4 Stephen Harper may address an international audience in Australia on 9/11 in some bizarre tribute to the war on terror and their enduring brotherhood in that Afghanistan thing. Christ! Can these two countries please stop wishing they were America for a second and get back to being cool like they used to be?

- 2 Kids prefer things they think are from McDonalds. ‘Dults prefer things they think are from the Sixties.

+4 According to a new report, online advertising is expected to eclipse newspaper advertising in the near future. Time to put all those shitty ideas for a website to work. Here’s a free one: MyFridge.

- 3 At this moment, there are more American troops are in Iraq than ever before. Just a few more and the war is won. Guaranteed.

+2 Guy who starred in SCTV features in his own, personal version of Invasion of the Body Snatchers. No, not that guy. Not him either. Nor him.

+3 A California judge has deemed a state-wide law barring the sale of violent video games to minors unconstitutional. Woah! Groovy man. That state is soooo ahead of the curve and shit… Whatevs. Good thing we got the Governator in the house to throw appeals at all those communist punk bitch judges down there.

+2 Hitler loved Jewish and Russian music. Figures.

Today: +2 This Year: +210