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Tuesday July 24, 2007

- 5 A list of services available during the city strike shows that the aquarium will stay open but city pools will not. Thank God, who would want to take their kids out on a sunny day to some place that was free?

+7 Crack is sold at rock bottom prices in Ottawa. Spread the word.

- 10 Immigration Canada outlaws the surnames Singh and Kaur citing that too many people have them. Turns out government bureaucracy is both inconvenient and racist.

- 2 Google Maps was forced to blur the image of the White House for security reasons. Just because you can’t see fountains and hedges in regular maps doesn’t make them any less dangerous. Better outlaw all maps to be safe.

- 4 We can understand the why you would not renew the license of a TV station that called for your assassination, albeit a little repressive. But Hugo, you’re going a bit overboard, buddy.

+ 3 The Economist reminds us that asteroids are still a threat. There was no mention of the hit movie Armageddon staring Bruce Willis and Ben Affleck.

+2 Conservative blogger, Stephen Taylor, has developed a fun, little tool to view the day’s frontpages. [via Michael Geist]

Today: - 9 This Year: +206