Saturday, March 17, 2018

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Because we have been waiting for you for a decade

jPod Episode 11... er... 12

Ooh ouch! I failed to notice, but when I was unsuccessfully looking for Emilie Ullerup bikini pics online I found out that CBC completely jacked the actual episode 11 that was supposed to run a coupla weeks back when they were figure skating and they didn’t even bother to run it or say anything! Leaving me, the only remaining viewer, to believe that there was some kind of crappy Lost-esque time puke going down. No sir though, and that there episode 11 is actually now episode 12. They just threw that guy right in the shitter, and I didn’t notice because I am too scrupulous to recognize such buffoonery, and was actually, truly, crapping during the pre-ep round-up (no jokes, I swear). Honestly, if I was Doug Coupland or his personal assistant I’d be fucking pissed! Hell, I’d probably write a fictional account of the whole incident that was a real drag to read. Works every time.

So what happened? Apparently Authentic Crackhead 2 stole the midget’s mom’s weed (that’s why she went gay) and the illiterate inbred girl wrote her GED, plus the midget’s mom mowed down heroin turtleneck (RIP), but they explained all that in episode 11 12, all that except for the Authentic Crackhead 2 bit and who gives a shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.

So last episode’s next week, or will it air at all? How do they live? My soul feels brand name!

  1. The Publics

    Apparently the geniuses at the CBC haven’t looked into the idea of global dvd sales as of yet and still think TV exists in a vacuum of episodic transience. least “MVP: The Secret Lives Of Hockey Wives” didn’t get the axe, I’ve never seen the show, but that title is so fucking genius that its gotta be worth watching.

    - Apr 1, 05:02 AM

  2. Ash haque

    You can check out ep 11 on their website. That’s pretty much the jist but she turns lesbian because she finds out Jim cheated on her.

    - Apr 1, 09:26 PM

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