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Thursday, June 29, 2017

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When Pigs Scry

The story of Dale Dreever, my time traveling high school art teacher.

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The Story of Archie Pecs: Part Four

How I lost my gung-ho being threatened at knifepoint with rape by the scion of an English mafia baron but was rescued by the IRA.

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The Story of Archie Pecs: Part Three

How I lost my gung-ho being threatened at knifepoint with rape by the scion of an English mafia baron but was rescued by the IRA.

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The Story of Archie Pecs: Part Two

How I lost my gung-ho being threatened at knifepoint with rape by the scion of an English mafia baron but was rescued by the IRA.

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The Story of Archie Pecs: Part One

How I lost my gung-ho being threatened at knifepoint with rape by the scion of an English mafia baron but was rescued by the IRA.

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The Lumberjack Kidnapping

Or the story of how I personally ignited the worldwide anti-globilisation movement.

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My Goldfish Obsession

“The pet shop guy who sold me the drugs commented I had successfully evolved my goldfish into a shark. An incontinent shark. We changed the fish’s name to Psycho Bob.”

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Dinner with Moochie

The true, shocking story behind the creation of the Olympic mascots AND the destruction of the environment.

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Winged Mutilation

The two times that I killed a pigeon.

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The Future of Superficial Beauty

How I plan to get rich quick by harvesting and selling my sunburned skin for cosmetic purposes.

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