Monday, March 27, 2017
» 5 day
Because we have been waiting for you for a decade
The story of Dale Dreever, my time traveling high school art teacher.
How I lost my gung-ho being threatened at knifepoint with rape by the scion of an English mafia baron but was rescued by the IRA.
Or the story of how I personally ignited the worldwide anti-globilisation movement.
“The pet shop guy who sold me the drugs commented I had successfully evolved my goldfish into a shark. An incontinent shark. We changed the fish’s name to Psycho Bob.”
The true, shocking story behind the creation of the Olympic mascots AND the destruction of the environment.
The two times that I killed a pigeon.
How I plan to get rich quick by harvesting and selling my sunburned skin for cosmetic purposes.