I saw Twilight at an advanced screening last night. The theatre was packed with breathy, giggly, teenage girls reverberating with excitement and also your mom. There were a lot of your moms there. The movie was so bad I was in laugh-tears the entire time, but my favourite moment was completely spontaneous and unrelated to the film. Just before the main characters share their first kiss a lady in the front row let out a very loud and very creepy UNGH. It was like she was the chicken lady from Kids in the Hall and the sexual excitement of two teenage love interests was too much for her to bear.
Nice one lady.