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"The day that Sen. Obama cast a vote to not to fund my son when he was serving sent a cold chill..."

By Chuck Ansbacher

Wednesday October 8, 2008

“The day that Sen. Obama cast a vote to not to fund my son when he was serving sent a cold chill through my body let me tell you. I would suggest Sen. Obama change shoes with me for just one day. I suggest he take a day and go watch our men and women deploying.”

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Cindy McCain

While we all know by now how utterly retarded this statement is, seeing as how her own husband cast a vote not to fund her son as well, is there any way I can take Cindy up on her offer? Please? Because seriously, it’s a generous offer. Aside from the being married to a weird old blow-hard and looking like a botoxed to death ice-queen face, I’d trade my life for Cindy McCain’s in half a fucking heart beat. The lady is swimming in it. Her shoes probably cost more than my life!