Thursday, April 19, 2018

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Good Housekeeping

In today’s episode we learn how to have your entire apartment cleaned for you while you sleep. (feel free to attach one of those muscle contractors to yourself and lose weight while you sleep. Genius!)

Here’s how!

1) Don’t eat for three days

2) Drink some Vodka

3) Drink some Redbull

4) Drink some Vodka and Redbull together!

5) Go to an art opening

6) Invite 10 people back to your house for dinner. (make sure one of your guests is a chef)

7) Pass out at the dinner table.

8) Presto! Wake up, everyone is gone and everything has been cleaned!

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