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Unfollow#7

By David Look

Thursday October 2, 2008

woah! been sometime since i’ve lit the match to the wick of the unfollow cannon, but I gotta do it on bonerparty. Too much, and trying too hard. My crotch is sore. I feel like there’s a staff of 60 over there, all wearing glasses, pouring through mindless mounds of photographs for a decent entry. Still, I’m down with their assessment of Susan Sarandon. Her sex scene with James Spader in White Palace is the stuff of legend. Plus, I am on my way to internet fame myself, so really, can I blame them?