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"It's time that normal Joe Six-pack American is finally represented in the position of vice presidency."

By Chuck Ansbacher

Wednesday October 1, 2008

"It's time that normal Joe Six-pack American is finally represented in the position of vice presidency.": No, fuck you, it isn’t. First of all, who the fuck is Joe Six-pack? I’m picturing an alcoholic construction worker who lives in a van, down by the river. That about right? OK. Why the FUCK do you want to represent that deadbeat? And aren’t you a God Damn Christian? How in the FUCK is a Christian angling for the deadbeat alcoholic vote? Please. Seriously. Explain. And also, explain how after the past eight years, where Joe-six pack was actually, literally, the President, we would somehow want him represented in any shade, form or fashion in our government. Joe Six-pack needs to drink a bunch of six-packs and fucking die, and then become you, idiot.