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I didn’t think the debate was that great. I thought Obama...

By Chuck Ansbacher

Friday September 26, 2008



I didn’t think the debate was that great. I thought Obama was so-so. I thought McCain was strong at times, and weird as fuck for the duration. What was up with his tongue darting in and out?! What was up with his giddy anger?? Why could he not look at Obama??? And need I mention Festooned with Christmas tree ornaments? FESTOONED. Was he speaking in character as the Lorax? Jesus. If anything this debate has made me less excited for coming debates because being bored and grossed out at the same time is weird to me.

Also, I’m really glad McCain has an inept VP. She wasn’t on a single network all night, and Biden was KILLING IT everywhere he went. Win!