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"No longer a Cher look-alike, now she’s a teenage Dolly Parton in hot pants. That’s the..."

By Cameron Reed

Tuesday September 23, 2008

“No longer a Cher look-alike, now she’s a teenage Dolly Parton in hot pants. That’s the beauty of owning a BJD; because they are so customizable, owners can re-create a perfectly idealized version of themselves over and over again.”

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Invasion Of The Ball-Jointed Dolls : NPR

I have one 15-year-old girl who is my love,” she says. “I have ordered for her a boyfriend who is a boxer and a physicist who will take good care of her. I’ve also ordered a vampire for her … I couldn’t resist.

Full-grown women are obsessed with these fucking things and hearing them talk about it makes me feel so sorry for their horribly neglected vaginas. Or whoever their partner may be that has to tend to them.