me: what is this strange world i've entered. asiago cheese and prosciutto. my parents home is a tapas bar.
Amil: parents' houses are the BEST
me: i know. amazing. i just ate salmon off of some french bread with cream cheese. i'm like a god. or pharaoh
Amil: or a yuppie
me: if this is what it's like being a yuppie i'm in
Amil: duh. ME TOO