The Cubs just clinched their division for the second year in a row under the great Lou Pinella. Vince Vaughn sang take me out to the ballgame during the stretch. It was actually pretty good, but not nearly as good as when Bill Murray does it.
I’m listening to all this on the radio, in bed, and covered in gum. It’s gonna hurt like hell when I have to rip that shit out of my pubes. Note to self, take the gum out of your mouth before going to sleep.