alphalemon: McDonalds cookies (like animal crackers) are THE BEST. They even have a bebo profile. I ate them all. That’s why you see the look of guilt hovering around the eyes and the corners of my mouth. With the crumbs. Va va voom!
davidlook: You’re supposed to be topless and holding a phone to your ear in these types of photos. It’s a Tumblr norm now. Well established. All over the internet.