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Under attack

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Wednesday July 23, 2008

amilniazi: There’s a homeless guy in the park that’s trying to kill me.He wears a red hat and tear-aways. I was riding my bike past the park last week and he pointed right at me and started punching the air, hard! And it’s pretty obvious the air was supposed to be my head. Then I saw him at the 7-11 and he totally glared at me. No I have a mortal enemy that’s not just deadly, but dangerous. He’s like 7 feet tall. It’s too bad I dropped out of ninja school.

davidlook: Get one of these. Take back the streets Amil!