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alphalemon: Sometimes when I get up in the...

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Wednesday July 9, 2008



alphalemon:

Sometimes when I get up in the morning, I feel very peculiar. I feel like I’ve just got to bite a cat! I feel like if I don’t bite a cat before sundown, I’ll go crazy! But then I just take a deep breath and forget about it. That’s what is known as real maturity.  - Snoopy, Peanuts

I wish there had been no “Snoopy, Peanuts” after that, and instead you had actually just revealed to the world you are secretly Patrick Bateman.