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Tuesday, March 28, 2017

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Fed Election 2008: Harper does not want to debate Greens and Liberals

“I think it would be fundamentally unfair to have two candidates who are essentially running on the same platform in the debate.”

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Stephen Harper [via]

That’s like getting bummed on having a threesome with two lesbians. Are you worried you aren’t going to get enough attention? Do you think they might turn on you? Just because they’re lesbians doesn’t mean they hate men, Stephen. Why else would they have invited you for the threesome? You’ve nearly attained complete control over all of the dils and lube. If you were going to have sex with just one lesbian that would probably be weird. How did that happen? It doesn’t really make sense. It’ll be fine, dude. Show how long you can last and bring as many of those lesbians home as you can.

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